Evil Genie!
 

The idea is basically that poster A asks the evil genie to grant a wish.
Poster B grants the wish, then makes one of his/her own.
Of course there is a catch :D

The genie always grants the wish, but with an evil twist

Example

Post A - I wish it would rain today
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Post B - Granted, but it rains so much, your house is washed away, and you end up living under a bridge.

I wish I had a million dollars
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Post C - Granted, but the money comes out of a mobsters bank account, and he sends several large men to visit you

I wish.....etc
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So first wish....

I wish I could fly...

strange game I've never seen it before! I like it though :)

wish granted, but now you will never land!

I wish I had something to eat right now...

Granted, but you eat something rotten and get sick!

I wish I was in a Rock Band!!

Granted but everytime you try to play in public you and your bands hands begin to bleed!

I wish I ad a pet

Granted, but your pet bites you and now you have to go to the hospital!

I wish I was Rich!!

granted, but you lose all your friends and loved ones!

I wish I owned every video game ever invented :P

Granted, but then they are all stolen the next day.. :p

I wish I had a massive big screen TV.. :)

Granted but it blows up five minutes after you get it!

I wish was famous

-this game is realy fun! one of the most fun I've seen, I think I might post it on other forums if its ok with you?

Granted, but the reason behind your fame comes from a long series of terrible serial killings that all have evidence pointed to you...

I wish I had the Zantetsuken (Odin's sword)...

Granted but some bugger comes along and kills you with it in your sleep!

I wish very, very clever

Granted, but then you realize you were missing the words "I were" in your wish and hang yourself in shame!

I wish I weren't so sadistic...

Granted, but you end become the nicest guy in the world, and still everyone hates you.. :p

I wish I was a Pro Basketball player!

Granted, but you end up as the ball...

I wish I could make a wish that the Evil Genie couldn't possibly twist around on me...

damn typos >.<

Granted but then you die before you can make your next wish!

I wish all my enemys would die

Granted, but they all die by simultaneously suicide bombing your house!

I wish I could kill Aeris myself, without waiting for Sephiroth to do it...

Granted but then sephiroth kills you for stealing his kill :P

I wish I would never get ill

granted but then medicine companies will send hitmans that will shot you and your family as revenge

i wish i had the pentagons mainframe as my pc at home

Granted, but then the terrorists fly a plane into your house!

I wish I were a vampire...

Granted, but then you get steaked through the heart

I wish I was free to do anything :D

Granted, but then there's nothing to do!

I wish I could create a world...

granted but then an astroid destroys it

i wish i was immortal

Granted but you become very unlucky and bad things constantly happen to you!

I wish I was the best artist on the planet

granted but then the creator of FF kills you for taking his place:P

i wish i could travel time

Granted, but you travel through time only, not space, and end up materializing inside a tree, effectively killing you.

I wish SOMEONE would try some of the trivia that I have a link to in my profile... (it is on these forums, you know...)

granted but you will have to wait until later because I'm busy :P

I wish I knew if Shaggy had seen the banner I made for him or not (Iwant to know if he likes it :P)

:D

Granted, he saw it but then wanted to change the skin of the whole forum, and didn't want cloud to get made at him.. :p

I wish I put the new skin on first, before I mentioned the banner.. :o

Does that mean you don't want to use it? thats ok I can think of other uses for it.

granted, the evil genie does not turn your wish against you because its christmas!!!

I wish I owned the biggest television in the world!

Yes I do want to use it...;) but I'm changing the skin, and I hope it fits with it.

Granted, but the night you get it, its stolen!

I wish I had a Billion dollars!

great, ok then we shall wait :)

Granted but it all gets burned in a fire!

I wish I had super powers :P

Granted, but as your about to kill her, Sephiroth drops down and kills you instead

I wish I were a ninja

granted but then you get arrested trying to act like one

I wish everybody was nice

Granted, but everyone is to nice, and you get sick of the niceness and it makes you crazy, so you whind up in a nut house!

I wish I made $20,000 a day.. :P

granted but one of your friends gets jelouse and kills you and steals all your money.

I wish I could see into the future

granted but then Sephiroth kills you

i wish that every time i got hurt i would automaticlly heal

Granted, but when you are healed...you become deformed where you were wonded. Hey you don't hurt anymore but you are one ugly person.. :p

I wish this site was huge!

granted but the people who come here all become realy annoying

I wish I could control time

Granted, but then you end up accidentally killing your mother before you were born, causing a nasty paradox (you can't go back and kill your mom if you were never born in the first place!) and the entire universe blinks out of existence.

I wish I could be a Dark Knight...

granted but as soon as u became 1 u died

i wish i made my own final fantasy bette that ff7 and nothing bad can ever happen to me

Granted, but instead of your FF being better, everyone's copies of 7 just become much much worse!

Plot of New7: Cloud suffers a heart attack in the opening movie and dies from it. The words "The End" scroll up the screen.

I wish I had control of the four Fiends (Lich, Kary, Kraken, and Tiamat)!

Granted but they are all killed and you leave the planet only to be struck by a meteor.


I wish I was a character in all of the ff games like Cid.